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Appitizers (Pt. 1)

• Jack Burrell's Mini Burritos
  • Pork
  • Beef (Slices)
  • Beef (Ground)
  • Bacon Lover's
• Crazy Ralph's Mozzerella Sticks
  • No Dipping Sauce
  • Marinara Sauce
  • Death Curse Dill Dip
  • French Onion Dip
• Tommy's Tortilla Chips
  • Plain
  • Salsa
  • Nacho Cheese
  • Pinehurst Ranch

Entrees (Pt. 2)

• Paul Holt's Personal Pan Pizza
  • Small
  • Medium
  • Large
  • Choice of Toppings
• Mark's Rolled Out Pasta
  • Papardelle
  • Linguine
  • Fettuccine
  • Lasagne
• Sandra Dier's Fish
  • Breaded
  • Fried
  • Boiled
  • Speared

Dessert (Pt. 3)

• Pamela's Homemade Cookies
  • Chocolite Chunk
  • Snickerdoodle
  • Double Chocolite
  • Mama's Special
• Alice Hardy's Hot Fudge Sundae
  • Final Girl Gumdrops
  • Chopped Bananas
  • Sliced Strawberries
  • Tour Toffee Bits
• Roy Burns's Red Velvet Cake
  • Immitation Sugar Frosting
  • Blueberry Sauce
  • Jumpsuit Jelly
  • Pitchfork Pomegranate

NOTE: There are no literal jumpsuit or pitch fork elements in Roy's Red Velvet Cake.

Weekly Specials (Every Friday)

• Dr. Wimmer's Body Building Protein Drink
  • Small
  • Medium
  • Large
• Brodski's "More Than That" Mocha
  • Small
  • Medium
  • Large
  • Brodski's Big Gulp
• Condor's Crunchy Caramel Corkskrews
  • Regular
  • Extra Crunchy
  • REALLY Crunchy
  • Uber Crunchy